Monday, 24 September 2012
Monday, 13 August 2012
Monday blues Cure
Monday, 21 May 2012
Monday Blues Cure
Anyway, here's something I received by email and rather enjoy - (h/t: Merle MaxField).
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'
In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating:
If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash..........Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.
Sunday, 1 April 2012
Barbara Macfarlane (16th March 1931 – 23rd March 2012)
By the age of 16 Barbara had a sister, Nip, and had started to find her way in life, getting her first theatrical contract, a part in a pantomime in 1947. Here she was helped by her Aunt Nita, a musical comedy star of the pre-war years and her Uncle Frank, who worked for the theatrical impresario, Prince Littler. For well over a decade, Barbara worked in the theatre, first as a dancer and later as a singer. In 1950 she married her first husband David, and gave birth to Ian. By 1955 she had become a leading lady, playing Sergeant Sarah Brown in the musical, ‘Guys and Dolls’. In 1957 she was the lead singer in a show called ‘Heatwave’, which toured American army bases in Germany. She was always proud of having turned down the chance to tour with Elvis Presley, preferring to return home. It was on her return whilst living near Baker Street that she met her second husband, William, whom she called Mac when he was in her good books and Willie when he was not. She shared a flat with her friend, Val, upstairs, whilst Mac, rented an office behind his friend Ken’s newsagents downstairs. He was attracted initially by her beauty. She at first was less impressed with him. However, Mac’s humour and good nature eventually won her over. They decided to get married and settle down, moving to Chichele Road, Cricklewood, in 1959, where Ian, who like his mother and uncle before him had been living in the Actors’ Church Union Hostel, joined them. The following year Andrew, her second son, was born. Although no longer touring, Barbara was able to play small parts in films and Nip remembers being at the pictures in Derby and suddenly seeing her sister on screen in a Cliff Richard film, shouting out to the rest of the audience, ‘That’s my sister’.
After the birth of Andrew, the focus of her life changed dramatically. She put her family before her career and, although she continued to play small roles in films, she set about creating with Mac a loving family home for their sons. She was always affected by the hardships she had experienced as a child, but fought not to be overwhelmed by them and to ensure that there was a stable home for her family.
In 1964, the family moved to Neville’s Court in Dollis Hill Lane. This was to be her home for the rest of her life, a home she was very fond and proud of. It was a place of much happiness and occasional sadness, especially when her mother, Laura, died in 1981. She and Mac made many friends at Neville’s Court over the years. They were both gregarious, hospitable and generous, as so many people can testify. Her passing marks the end of an era at Neville’s Court.
After the death of Mac in 2002, Barbara herself became ill and the next ten years can seem from the perspective of the present to have been ten years of constant struggle with illness. It became harder for her to leave the flat as her balance was impaired and she became gradually more frail. The last six weeks of Barbara’s life, spent in hospital, were difficult ones. But Barbara was never one to give in and she fought her last battle with cancer with characteristic courage and determination.
Barbara was a daughter, a sister, a wife, a mother and mother-in-law, an aunt, a grandmother and a great-grandmother. Her family remembers with love and affection her kindness and generosity. She will be greatly missed.
Her sons in particular would like to express their gratitude to their mother and their father for the safe, happy and comfortable home they provided and for supporting them in whatever they chose to do. In Andrew’s words: ‘I have had my own struggles, but with Mum's (and Dad's) help have got through them and have succeed beyond my wildest dreams - I would never have thought that I would be an academic with published papers and students who like my teaching. My success is due in no small part to Mum.’
Monday, 5 March 2012
Monday, 27 February 2012
Monday Blues Cure
Here's a rather cheerful song for a Monday morning:
Need a bit of cheering up at the moment.
